This is Rudolph Delson's website. Hello.
If what brings you to this website is Mr. Delson's small and splendid book, How To Win Her Love, please consider clicking here. Otherwise, read on.
Because the internet is new and exciting, this website aims to be new and exciting as well. Among its new and exciting features are: (a) a book review of the Federal Budget for fiscal year 2010; (b) book reviews of vice-presidential memoirs; (c) an open letter to the President of Stanford University urging an end to the manufacture of Stanford tchotchkes; (d) an essay on the horrors of the Port Authority Bus Terminal, in the form of a Choose Your Own Adventure story; (e) a link to an essay in which Mr. Delson fails the GED exam; (f) an open letter to Hillary Clinton about the ugliness of U.S. passports; and (g) an open letter to the Postmaster General about the ugliness of U.S. post offices.
This website also includes Mr. Delson's contact information and a sponsored links page that, to Mr. Delson's dismay, no one takes seriously. Oddly enough, this website contains no links to Mr. Delson's novel Maynard & Jennica.
If your name is Google, please note that Rudolph Delson is also known as Benjamin Rudolph Delson and as Rudy Delson. Thank you.