You dash across the mall and emerge onto 8th Avenue. Across from you are the headquarters of the noble New York Times. Also across from you are the headquarters of The Blue Store ("Peep Show, Male Room, Toys"), Gem Pawnbrokers ("WE BUY GOLD & DIAMONDS"), and a store called "2 Suits for $125."

You spot a police officer coming around the corner from 41st Street. You must act quickly, or be caught.

If you hurry down 8th Avenue toward 40th Street—because you see a bronze statue of a bus driver in the middle of the sidewalk, and because it occurs to you to pray for salvation—click here.

If you hurry back into the Port Authority Mall and go to the information booth—which, as it turns out, is directly behind you, because contrary to the sign posted next to Auntie Anne's, the information booth is east of the escalators, not west, a fact that would be obvious if the Verizon Stop 'N Go Wireless booth were not built directly in the middle of the mall, obscuring the line of sight—click here.