Rudolph Delson's second book—gently illustrated, pleasingly nonfictional, and printed in a tantalizingly limited edition—is now on sale! What is the title of this book? The title is: How To Win Her Love. Will there by a book tour? Of sorts, and you are invited, please see below. What does the back cover say? It says:
To adore and be adored by a woman, a woman whose whole body you crave and whose whole spirit you admire, is bliss. And this bliss can easily be yours! You need only have indomitable courage, a comprehending soul, and noble hilarity, virtues that are the ultimate subjects of this short and edifying book. This book will tell you:
- The spirit in which to begin to love;
- How to care for yourself in order to be irresistible to women;
- Where to find the ideal woman for you;
- How to approach her; and
- What to say and do so that you may earn and keep her affection forever.
Along the way, you will learn everything you need to know about your duties and pleasures as a lover.
The communards who are publishing this smutty paperbound treatise, The New Haven Review, have distributed it to certain secret bookstores and also to the most obvious website in America. Or you may order it directly from the publishers themselves by clicking on the following image and waiting patiently for PayPal to do its slow thing:
Now then, the book tour. The book tour, for your ease & convenience, consists exclusively of the following electronical links to the internet archives of radio programs on which Mr. Delson has been interviewed:
- November 30, 2010: The Thunk Tank on WFMU, East Orange, WMFU, Mt. Hope.
- December 9, 2010: The Binnie Klein Radio Show on WPKN, Bridgeport.
- December 23, 2010: Colin McEnroe on WNPR, Hartford.
Friends, buy this book! Whoever she is you desire, this book will tell you how to win her love.